Zombie!

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Setting: Talk show host in a darkened radio broadcast booth. Late at night in an overnite talk grind.

• TSH: We'll be getting to all your calls later. In a little bit when we get back from break well be talking to world famous DoppleGanger expert ZipK.

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You see the Zombies hand break through the soil back up into the night air. The Zombie has been buried for a while.

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This is the scene where the Zombie is spotted. He's been in the ground so long the first thing he wants is some piping hot french fries. He goes down to the local Tasty-Freeze and orders some french fries. He's wearing tattered flannel shirt and jeans. (what outfit should he wear? ) Ordering the french fries he uses moans and growls to order. When he eats he growls with enjoyment.

The Tasty-Freeze attendant is a bit scared the whole time but finds the situation fascinating.

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As noted international zombie expert Zep Kleinadasher waits by the phone in anticipation of a call from world famous talk show host. He's eating M&M's and smiling looking at a script bottle.

• ZEPK: OK Honey I'll head over to your place as soon as I am done with the interview at 1 A.M.
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: I can't wait to see you too.
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: What do you mean what am I doing?
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: I'm doing the worst thing you can possibly imagine....(laughs)
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: I thought killing someone would be the worst thing....
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: So killing someone is NOT the worst thing....
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: That was only that one time, it'll never happen again...
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: Well I'm here alone so you don't have to worry about that!
• --PAUSE--
• ZEPK: Ok ok already I'll talk to you about this a little later in person....

• He smiles as he talks to what is obviously a woman on the other side of the line.

ZepK hears a faint tinkling of breaking glass in the background. He spins his chair around and does not hear anything more. He once again faces the phone staring at an old fashioned rotary dial. He starts to sniff and comments that the hamburger he bought yesterday must already be going bad. The smell gets worse.

• ZepK: Damn that's quite a funkadoo.
• .... a while later
• ZepK: WOOOOOO man does thst stink!
• ....Just when the smell is the strongest the Zombie grabs Zeps neck and starts strangling him. Even as he's being throttled to death he comments on how bad the Zombie smells.

• ZepK: sma hells ba ba bad!!
  
  

ZepK is tossed sided to side by the superhuman strength of the Zombie. Just as ZepK passed out and is tossed to the side the phone rings:

BRINNNNGGGG BRINNNNNNG BRINNNNGGGG

The Zombie stands paralyzed by the sound staring at the phone. Finally after an interminable wait where you would think the person would quite ringing the Zombie picks up.

Yes

• TSH: We are on the line with world renowned zombie expert ZepK. How are you doing Zep its been a long time since we talk. Welcome back to Shadow-Chat.
• ZOMBIE: uh huhhhhh -- ( said like yes uh huh )

oh yes wonderful

• TSH: Zep I've just finished reading your new book 3rd in a series "Zombies A thru Z". I have to say its even better than your first book which is now a classic "Z is for Zombie"!
• ZOMBIE: uuuuhaahhhhhh ( said like "on yes wonderful ! )

No

• TSH: We have had a spate of callers phoning in to mention that they spotted what they swear is a zombie near the sewer plant.
• ZOMBIE: uh uhhh ( said like "no" uh uh )

Acknowledgement Tone - audible confirmation talker made point

Frustrated Tone

Angry Tone

Sad Zombie Tone

• TSH: Well thank you Zep for the great talk on Zombies. So we're pretty sure that they DO exist and we'll look forward to the next time you come on the show.

Zombie: uhhhhhh TSH: In the next segment we'll be doing Zeta Talk after the next break

• -----breaks to commercial-----

• TSH: We've had some reports of a Zombie being sighted near the sewer plant. Have you seen?
• ZOMBIE: uhh uhhhhhhhhh
• TSH: Don't be nervous go ahead caller.
• ZOMBIE:

M&M's, Viagra and Tag Body Spray In front of the Zombie on the desk is a bowl of M&M's and a Viagra script. Zombie starts eating m&m's and making approving UHHHHH mmmmmm UHHHH noises. Smiling the Zombie grabs the Viagra and pours the entire bottle down his throat. Close up shot shows the label of the script as "VIAGRA"

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The Zombie now looking refreshed and not smelling so badly ventures once more out into the night. As he walks out he walks with a strange waddle due to the Viagra. Knocks some things over because of his Hugh G Rection. He encounters a woman dressed suggestively. She looks at him. She looks down at his nether regions:

• SexyGirl: mmm mmm how's Pinochio ?
• Zombie: mmmMMM ( upward tilt in frequency says "ah don't know ...ok I guess )
• SexyGirl: well I'm feeling a little lonely tonight and could use some lovin and I love a guy with a strong schmell!
• Zombie: mmmmMMMMM ( question modulation )

--- Sexy girl rubs up against Zombie

• SexyGirl:Is there anything I can do for you that will make you feel better?
• Zombie: MMMMMMmmmmm ( modulation of discovery )

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Zombie and Girl do it-------

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Zombie reaches climax-------

• Zombie: mmmmm MMMMMmmmm ( modulation of reaching orgasm )

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Cops have stopped by the radio station. One of the cops is friends with TSH.

• COP: Can you take a look at something?
• TSH: Sure no problem...what is on you mind Phil?
• COP: This.

---Cop opens the door wide and there is the Zombie---

• COP: We found this guy out this evening. He hasn't really done anything illegal. But we couldn't really just leave him on his own. What do you think?
• TSH: Mmm. Well. I can't wait to hear the conversation this guy and the werewolf you brought have. Scintillating.

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Next scene shows the Zombie in his on "stay-fresh" refrigerated Zombie booth being the TSH sidekick. He's learned to talk some but still grunts alot. His on air moniker is UnDead-Fred.

• TSH:.....and that's the news. Now its time to check in with UnDead-Fred. Fred any comments is this a good night for the supernatural?