13-Episodes-Comedy-5mins

Characters

• Carpet monster - sited like big foot footage walking in forest - attracts dusts and all sorts of items like magnet - faked up clip to look like the classic Bigfoot video.
  • What about all the classic characters like DB Cooper? Jimmy Carter and the Bunny
• VooDoo Dolls
• Maximum Boss ( jefe) Maximum Jeff?
• Character based on Steve Ballmer - Monkey Boy
• Aspergers - Bill Gates - he had carefully nurtured and preserved the ability to intimidate shy developers with his Aspergerian bluntness. “I can tell good code from across the room,” and “I could write that in a weekend” still worked back in 1995.

• Manic Friend with Hat - you can always tell when he is having a manic episode by the fact he is wearing a hat. First started he wore a straw hat with a glow in the dark star - He was the sheriff of toyland

• Bud Nangate - just another cog in the neural net - an engineers view
• McPhail

Possible Themes

• Singularity - The quickening - "The Future"
• self improvement classes?
• Near Death Experiences Group
• "The Book of Dreams"
• Escape to Brazil
• Keeping the ball in the Air - staying positive during the depression
• Self worth reconned by the man who recons his self worth by his job
• the isolation of modern USA life
• Isolating the government to a "sand box" where members can still think they are important. Bureau of statistics fake up all sorts

of similated statistics to show what improvements they are making. Its the same Bureau that proved man made global warming is real.

Lines

• In a hurricane, even turkeys will fly.

Artifacts

• Manual detailing how "Japan Inc" will run the world

Gags

• Artificial Sweetener -Solyndra (solar firm that went bust )
• Our writer has not gotten around to writing the script so I am always in a state of preparing my equipment

• I have a new arm and show it to a friend. He asks to try it because it looks really high tech. So I let him use it but later catch him pleasuring himself with MY ARM!
  • Hey that's MY arm!
  • Yeah I really LOVE it
  • You can keep it. I'll get another!

• Life expectancy table - From life expectancy tables you can note that if you are 50 you have a mean of 29 more years to live. Whereas if you are 60 years old you have 21 years left. So if you are 50 you will live to be 79 years old but if you are 60 you will live to be 81 years old......Ray Kurzweil explains using supplements?

• A liberal robot that wants conflicting things. You put a cake on a coffee table in front of him. You tell him he just wants his cake and to eat it too. He starts to smoke and blows sparks. Friend observes that must be the logical paradox of "cake and eat it too" ...however it is not. That is too logical for a liberal robot. It was that it was not coffee cake.

Thus the older you are the longer you will have lived. So the secret of old age is to live a long time. or The secret of longevity is to live a long time

• Hu Way Alcock Hung - Is he Hu? Who's on first gag

• brawl in a canoe headed towards the falls.

• Dream about how you go to class in college:
  • You did not study for test because you did not know
  • You missed the test
  • You lack 1 class and can not graduate

• Dream where you walk up and have no pants on - Why do you always have a shirt on but no pants?

• Section 3-71 of jobs bill - Illegal to discriminate against the unemployed. Who do you interview? Not the umemployed!

Story Board - 13 web episodes of 5 - 8 minutes length

• Episode-01