Zombie!

Zomboidal

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Setting: Talk show host in a darkened radio broadcast booth. Late at night in an overnite talk grind.

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As noted international zombie expert Zep Kleinadasher waits by the phone in anticipation of a call from world famous talk show host he hears a faint tinkling of breaking glass in the background. He spins his chair around and does not hear anything more. He once again faces the phone staring at an old fashioned rotary dial. He starts to sniff and comments that the hamburger he bought yesterday must already be going bad. The smell gets worse.

ZepK: Damn that's quite a funkadoo. .... a while later ZepK: WOOOOOO man does thst stink! ....Just when the smell is the strongest the Zombie grabs Zeps neck and starts strangling him. Even as he's being throttled to death he comments on how bad the Zombie smells. ZepK is tossed sided to side by the superhuman strength of the Zombie. Just as ZepK passed out and is tossed to the side the phone rings:

BRINNNNGGGG BRINNNNNNG BRINNNNGGGG

The Zombie stands paralyzed by the sound staring at the phone. Finally after an interminable wait where you would think the person would quite ringing the Zombie picks up.

Yes

• TSH: We are on the line with world renowned zombie expert ZepK. How are you doing Zep its been a long time since we talk. Welcome back to Shadow-Chat.
• ZOMBIE: uh huhhhhh -- ( said like yes uh huh )

oh yes wonderful

• TSH: Zep I've just finished reading your new book 3rd in a series "Zombies A thru Z". I have to say its even better than your first book which is now a classic "Z is for Zombie"!
• ZOMBIE: uuuuhaahhhhhh ( said like "on yes wonderful ! )

No

• TSH: We have had a spate of callers phoning in to mention that they spotted what they swear is a zombie near the sewer plant.

ZOMBIE: uh uhhh ( said like "no" uh uh )

Sad Zombie Tone

TSH: Well thank you Zep for the great talk on Zombies. So we're pretty sure that they DO exist and we'll look forward to the next time you come on the show. Zombie: uhhhhhh TSH: In the next segment we'll be doing Zeta Talk after the next break

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TSH: We've had some reports of a Zombie being sighted near the sewer plant. Have you seen? ZOMBIE: uhh uhhhhhhhhh TSH: Don't be nervous go ahead caller. ZOMBIE:

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