13-Episodes-Comedy-5mins

Characters

• Carpet monster - sited like big foot footage walking in forest - attracts dusts and all sorts of items like magnet
  • What about all the classic characters like DB Cooper? Jimmy Carter and the Bunny
• VooDoo Dolls
• Maximum Boss ( jefe) Maximum Jeff?

Possible Themes

• Singularity - The quickening - "The Future"
• self improvement classes?

Gags

• Our writer has not gotten around to writing the script so I am always in a state of preparing my equipment

• I have a new arm and show it to a friend. He asks to try it because it looks really high tech. So I let him use it but later catch him pleasuring himself with MY ARM! Hey that's MY arm!

• Life expectancy table - From life expectancy tables you can note that if you are 50 you have a mean of 29 more years to live. Whereas if you are 60 years old you have 21 years left. So if you are 50 you will live to be 79 years old but if you are 60 you will live to be 81 years old.

Thus the older you are the longer you will have lived. So the secret of old age is to live a long time.

Story Board - 13 web episodes of 5 - 8 minutes length

• Episode-01