13-Episodes-Comedy-5mins
Episode/Chapter Outline
Characters
- Carpet monster - sited like big foot footage walking in forest - attracts dusts and all sorts of items like magnet
- What about all the classic characters like DB Cooper? Jimmy Carter and the Bunny
- VooDoo Dolls
- Maximum Boss ( jefe) Maximum Jeff?
- Character based on Steve Ballmer - Monkey Boy
- Aspergers - Bill Gates - he had carefully nurtured and preserved the ability to intimidate shy developers with his Aspergerian bluntness. “I can tell good code from across the room,” and “I could write that in a weekend” still worked back in 1995.
Possible Themes
- Singularity - The quickening - "The Future"
- self improvement classes?
- Near Death Experiences Group
- "The Book of Dreams"
Gags
- Our writer has not gotten around to writing the script so I am always in a state of preparing my equipment
- I have a new arm and show it to a friend. He asks to try it because it looks really high tech. So I let him use it but later catch him pleasuring himself with MY ARM! Hey that's MY arm!
- Life expectancy table - From life expectancy tables you can note that if you are 50 you have a mean of 29 more years to live. Whereas if you are 60 years old you have 21 years left. So if you are 50 you will live to be 79 years old but if you are 60 you will live to be 81 years old.
Thus the older you are the longer you will have lived. So the secret of old age is to live a long time. or The secret of longevity is to live a long time
- Hu Way Alcock Hung - Is he Hu? Who's on first gag
- brawl in a canoe headed towards the falls.
- Dream about how you go to class in college:
- You did not study for test because you did not know
- You missed the test
- You lack 1 class and can not graduate
- Dream where you walk up and have no pants on - Why do you always have a shirt on but no pants?